The Official 2013-2014 NFL Thread: Which Seahawk are you? Come take the challenge!

Look, it's 2013. This thread should've been made before the friggin draft. Someone close the other one.

Anyway. You know the drill. I rep the sorry-ass Philadelphia Eagles but I look forward to them this season as I wanna see how Chip is gonna run this offense and if it'll score some points.

Tebow has no football job (it'll probably stay that way)
Mark Sanchez still has a starting job (it probably won't stay that way)
All the older white qbs are jealous of the black guys who can run the read option (jealous, much?)
Roger Goodell keeps trying to push his 18 game season agenda on everybody (fuck you goodell. 16 games is perfect)
Urlacher retired (sure-fire HOFer)
Tidus Young gort arrested 3 times in a week (gotta be a new record)
Michael Crabtree got hurt going in motion (poor kid.)
And the best division in football is the NFC West (easily)

Can't wait for fantasy.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing:

Flyyyyyyy eagles flyyyyyyy
On the road to victoryyyyyyyy.....
Fiiiiiiiiight eagles fiiiiiiight!
Score a touchdown 1,2,threeeeeeee......

Hit em loooooooow
Hit em hiiiiiiiiigh
And watch our eagles flyyyyyyy
Flyyyyyyy eagles flyyyyyyy
On the road to victoryyyyyyy

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